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30 day writing challenge Day 12 (2 phrases)

Two words or phrases that make me laugh. Huh, I don’t really know two phrases that do that. I mean 90 percent of the shit old people say makes me laugh. First off I mean they have all these funny phrases like “That will be the frosty Friday.” Well we live in Alberta so I am guessing 40 out of the 52 Fridays we get are frosty. Or they have 0 Politically Correct concerns. Guess what my great grandmothers cat was named, we was totally black…. I mean if they ain't saying it to be intentionally mean and you take it as just the way they are some shit from older peoples mouths is pretty damn funny. But I cant go on about that cause there would be too many phrases.

So one that does make me laugh is “Do you want something to cry about” Ever hear it?? Ever been asked it? Usually to a crying child. That’s like saying hey you got a broken toes can I step on it for ya?? It doesn’t really matter what reason real or not if a kid is screaming and crying they already think they have a reason so why offer another? I personally would like to hear some kid reply some day with “No you dumb bastard I am already crying.”

Also completely unrelated but I HATE the current butchering of the English language. People (Kids) *cough cough* are losing the ability to talk. Saying shit like LOL, OMG and AF drive me mental. If you are gonna LOL just frickin laugh. If you say it I don’t think you actually mean it. I admit I am bad, my mother constantly says stop texting OIC but I do it cause I am lazy. Not because I am from a generation that refuses to talk properly!! Also FTW means Fuck The World not For The Win!!


A new one that makes me laugh is First World Problems. It doesn’t really make me laugh so much as I use it all the time. Mostly cause its true. We often forget how lucky we are over here. Some places don’t have clean water to drink and we shit in a chair filled with water in our own homes. It is kind of a grounding statement. So what if your double tall skinny latte ain't foamy enough. We all, myself included forget how great we have it here in the Great White North!
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