The Briar Patch

The North is the best, face it. In Game of Thrones who is the house everyone loves? The North, of course. Look at our continent, which part is the best, the north! Where is Canadas hidden gem, the North. While I work on my actual writing. My recent trip to Europe I thought I could put a few Alberta / the North blogs. Tour guides or things I like. Yes it seems dumb to be doing two projects at once, but I will be honest. This is lunch break or morning coffee writing, it won’t be edited well but I do want to post things every couple weeks still while I work on my big blog. PS CBC you dick heads, read this, like it and let me tour Alberta. Try and get a few more people out here to love you. I debated whether to put Hay River in this entry or to tie it in with High Level, La Crete and maybe more but I think I will put it here, with Yellowknife and Whitehorse. Anyways the drive from Edmonton to Hay River is mind numbing!! From Edmonton you can go a million ways, but its probably 1 of 2 ways....

I was going to post a new travel blog on the north but it turns out it is Expo weekend in Edmonton. I went for opening night Friday and here are some random thoughts. For real this one is just quick and dirty no editing so I am sorry if it gets a bit mixed up but trying to post while it is still relevant! As I walked in, or towards the entrance I texted my wife "I dunno if I am in Heaven or Hell" First I need to know if  what I heard was true. If you bought a meet and greet or pic or whatever and the celeb cancelled AFTER the refund deadline you didn't get your money back? I 1000% get it if you cancel or change your mind after the deadline, tough shit. Hell it sucks but even if something bad happened and you cant make it you agreed to something when you bought the tickets. HOWEVER if the celeb cancels after the deadline, that is not on the customer and the expo SHOULD be giving a full refund. I only heard second hand that they weren't. In this case though if they aren...

Its Lake Ontario and the Gulf of Mexico, always has been always will be you stupid orange Pedo fuck!  Are you pumped for Doomsday?? I am, sort of. I already said the trailers keep showing Doom stopping Stormbreaker with 2 fingers and that looks fucking cheesy. Marvel keeps writing the whole "Infinity Saga" as kind of worthless. Thanos was so big and bad with the gauntlet but then Loki sees Infinity Stones as paper weights in the TVA and Doom stops an attack with 2 fingers that the Gauntlet couldn't? "Hell answers to me" Somethings look super cheesy BUT a lot of it looks really good. Of course most trailers look really good. Honestly lets be glad this "Multiverse Saga" is over. Since Endgame the MCU really hasn't been great. Guardians 3 was amazing, Spiderman recently blew up the box office but in general the movies and series they have put out have been meh, at best. Maybe they had a plan with Kang but it imploded. Maybe people do have a super hero...

I have to write this out, try and not make my pop culture entries so grumpy. I don't think it will be up for a few weeks so maybe some of this will have pasted but I doubt it. Unedited, raw anger and at stupid!! Sorry if it is ranty and maybe hard to read from crappy editing but I am getting it all out!!! People are a plague on this planet. We are the worst thing to happen to earth. We are spiteful, we are greedy. We have amazing ideas that should make the world a better place and somehow we always manage to pervert these ideas into awful things. You look at any great idea mankind has ever had, that truly changed things and I can almost guarantee you, you can see the flip side which made things worse at the same time. Oh and this isn't some crazy persons manifesto! Don't put me on a list just cause I think humanity is garbage doesn't mean I and insane, just honest. I am not about to climb the bell tower if you know what I mean. Below is a quote as to why animals are so ...

 Old as balls, thats what I am.... Well not yet only 45 recently but man looking back on the mid 80s until now, wow things have changed. Not the point though, I had a "birthday party" recently at the Canadian Brew House by my house. It became clear I no longer "party". First we were there by 5PM and out by 745. In younger years, usually couldnt actually afford to go out like that so it was a back yard BBQ that started around 6. It would be noisy and last half the night, hell most years the sun would be up by the time I laid down. Now the loudest thing is my friends kids running around. No one gets out of hand. My friends are amazing and assholes at the same time. Most other Bdays we just have a nice meal, same with mine but they still buy me shots for some reason when they dont with others. Maybe not having children makes them think I can still handle it. I actually did a decent job, only cause it ended early! A bunch of shots, plus wine and vodka doesnt sit in the ...

Final blog post of our Paris, Italy, Greece trip. I have posted Paris, Italy, and wrapped up Greece. You can read all those if you want. We had finished our tour and were sitting in the Athens airport. We had one more day, and it would be an afternoon in Paris. Athens airport is nothing amazing. It is large and international, but the selection for eating is pretty minimal. You're not getting a great sit-down meal. Ended up buying headphones in a store and paid way too much. As our plane loaded, they started using a metal box to size up carry-on. If the bag didn't fit in the box, they were making people get rid of shit or repack. We went into panic mode; without a doubt, we are not going to fit. I'll just admit we are overpackers. So, the clothes and books go in the pockets. I don't even remember all the shit we moved, and then, just before us, they put the box away. I am not sure if it was for cheaper seats or what the hell it was, but we didn't have to use it. SO r...