The Briar Patch

Define strange traits.... Like to some people what I think is strange would just be normal and what I find normal could be very strange. I know one thing that I find strange about myself and then had to ask for what other people thought what strange.... SO the thing I know about myself that is strange is I cannot pee sitting down. Seriously.Like if I go into a bathroom just to pee and sit down to do it well it wont happen! Is that TMI? Here is a bit more I cant poop in public, if I am sitting on the crapper and you walk in I have to stop. So at work when I am "sitting in my office" if you walk in everything stop and I play on twitter some more. I am told I am too random. I often sing and random songs, right now I have been singing the Doug song from hangover and I haven't watched it in years. Also I sing kids songs a lot, I think that is from sitting with my little brothers and watching Barney over and over. On top of that I quote a ton of random shit in day to day ta...

This morning I was sitting having my coffee when I realized it was 7 AM on a Saturday and I was awake. Yes it was my dog that woke me but still I was up for no real good reason and I wasn't mad about it. Am I growing up? I popped in GTA V and thought about it while I played a video game about murder and mayhem. Also can't remember my last breakfast ceaser, oh I kinda miss those. First off I now have a savings account. Like a big person! It is funny people usually have a savings account when they are little and $5 going into it is a big deal. It goes away during teens and early twenties often for booze and pizza and bars.... and so on then, it comes back when you grow up a bit. I have a saving account again. I will admit probably some of this is due to diabetes but I actually eat mostly balanced meals. Yes often drenched in ranch.... And sometimes Franks. But I get a breakfast in now. Most important meal an all. Some sort of mid day snack. Usually fruit. A decent lunch and s...