The Briar Patch

SO I think I have made it super clear how much I hate reality T.V. So I sat back and wondered what the fuck it must be like to be on some of those shows. So below is my take on a few of them or what it must be like.... I assume Jim Bob Duggar must get up and wait for his wife to make him some breakfast as they are old fashioned and I cant imagine he knows his way around a kitchen that's "women's work" Likely prays his son isn't ya know "diddling" anyone and makes sure his wife doesn't get a hair style from the last twenty years.... Then Josh Duggar I am assuming comes out of one of his sisters rooms. Gives his fingers a quick sniff (Too far?) and heads to the nearest laptop to find another mistress. Also is anyone else super creeped out how much his wife looks like his sisters??? But then since hopefully they are off the air forever nothing else happens! NO camera crews no nothing just a bunch of freaks sitting around being freaky! Now you gott...

I blame survivor. Remember the first one, when people actually watched it? When it was a sensation and people had Finale parties? Good times, but then it carried on and on and on. Then came the clones. Damn you big brother.... Whats worse is these show were made to bring out the worst in people. The best way to win is to lie and betray. Even this is livable until every damn thing in the world became a reality show. When did a good story line vanish so we could watch other people whine about their lives?? And when did the learning channel become a line up of "reality" soap operas....... Fuck the Kardashians. Straight up WTF? Why do people watch and why do people care? Bruce Jenner looks like he really wants to be a woman. Maybe the tabloids are right about him. Rob is pathetic. "I go to bed early, rise early and worry about my socks." That is exactly what my puppy does to. The three sister have 0 talent. 0, except maybe sucking dick dunno... Without the make up and...