A fruit I dislike and why? Can I say Perez Hilton? Or are we being PC and meaning an actual fruit? I mean it would be way easier to rant about a loud mouth jackass than a real fruit cause I do like most fruit. Almost any fruit ending in the word berry is good. Raspberry, strawberry, blueberry.... All good. I am gonna say I cannot say anything bad about the berry family. Next you get apples and pears. I am not a huge fan of either BUT they are both good. Exotic stuff like bananas (Exotic being we don't grow them here in Canada. I mean yes you can get a banana anywhere that doesn't mean we grow the in E town.) Kiwi are awesome. These new super hybrid fruits like the Asian apple pear, while being a crime against nature are damn good. Plus who doesn't like watching a girl at a banana..... Oh and pineapple, good fresh pineapple can go on anything. And grapes I can never say enough about grapes. Red, green, concord, black whatever grapes are thee best fruit ever. I unders...
So I wanna be a writer. I think it was Stephen King who said to be good you had to spend hours a day at it. So this is my answer to that, warm up for real writing. Small town Alberta boy living now in E-town. Follow on twitter @Tavis_P also for reviews of things Tavis P on yelp.