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30 day writing challenge #10 A fruit I dislike

A fruit I dislike and why? Can I say Perez Hilton? Or are we being PC and meaning an actual fruit? I mean it would be way easier to rant about a loud mouth jackass than a real fruit cause I do like most fruit.

Almost any fruit ending in the word berry is good. Raspberry, strawberry, blueberry.... All good. I am gonna say I cannot say anything bad about the berry family.

Next you get apples and pears. I am not a huge fan of either BUT they are both good.

Exotic stuff like bananas (Exotic being we don't grow them here in Canada. I mean yes you can get a banana anywhere that doesn't mean we grow the in E town.) Kiwi are awesome. These new super hybrid fruits like the Asian apple pear, while being a crime against nature are damn good. Plus who doesn't like watching a girl at a banana..... Oh and pineapple, good fresh pineapple can go on anything.

And grapes I can never say enough about grapes. Red, green, concord, black whatever grapes are thee best fruit ever. I understand why the Greek gods love them.

The only way to ruin / make better all the above fruit is the yukaflux. For those of you who don't know what that is ours is a bottle of Rum and Vodka and Tequila and sometimes Gin. Poured into a cooler filled with all the above fruit. Let sit for a day then drink. If the liquid don't get you messed up, eat the fruit. You ll be messed up. So that is the way to ruin or make those fruits better.

So a fruit I don't like... Melons. I mean in general guys like melons.... but I don't like them. Tasteless. Like every other fruit is sweet, so why cant melons be? And they are on every fruit tray ever. Cantaloupe, honeydew blah blah blah. I just don't like plain fruit. I mean sure they are great as some sort of dip delivery system but they don't stand up on their own! This statement does not include watermelon as it is delightful on a hot day or for a hangover!

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