The Briar Patch

I got an unexpected yet awesome text from a friend last night watching the first Daredevil of the new season. He gave rave reviews to the show and to Frank Castle (Jon Bernthal) Sorry all you other punishers you were kinda lame. 20 years ago when I got into comics it was a "nerd" thing. I kept it quiet so people didn't think I was gonna grow up and be a serial killer. Only the friend who texted me last night actually got how go they could be AND introduced me to more adult comics. Preacher blew my frickin mind. Now it is a golden age! Some how the nerds and geeks have take over mainstream! I will not lie Robert Downey  mighta had a huge deal to do with that. Marvel rules the big screen DC is about to battle for it it is nerd heaven right now. So for fun I am going to yap / review about the few things (only) on TV or Big screen that nerds have brought to us! (To you normal people) As a small disclaimer Robert Downey did play a huge part as Tony Stark bringing people in b...

A blog about blogging and writing and I have been sitting here for 15 minutes thinking how to start this. I mean here is the first thing in the struggle. Great ideas come up when no were near a pad of paper or my laptop. I had a million witty ways to start this and now nothing! When I crawl into bed at night, I could write chapters as they run through my head, make improvements and changes on what I am working on. Then drift off and the next morning no memory of what I was thinking. Same thing in the shower or at work. My solution I came up with was from Disney when I wanted to review things. Put notes in my phone, how did we get along without them?? Phones I mean. Time, it seriously needs to slow down. My week days don't change much. Up at 6 go to work at 7 come home at 5. Spend an hour making dinner, then eat and visit for an hour or 2 so now it is 8 PM. So if I wanna read or what some TV or play a game this is the chance. And then its bed time. SO I either need there to be mor...

Hello Canada, Picture me in a nice house coat sitting in front of my laptop sipping a warm coffee writing to all of you. I would rather not have to write this but the thing is I am tired of hearing how our province, Alberta is the devil. Also I am pretty tired of hearing my province divided. So in my house coat even though I am only 34 I will kindly explain whats wrong with all this like a grand father to children. Or Yoda as he is pretty f'ing wise. So lets start with the broken province, my home Alberta. Lets be honest 44 years in power was an amazing feat. AND you cant say that was all on good times because many who live here remember when times weren't great (The 80s. It wasn't just bad music, movies and blow. The economy did suck!) SO for argument sake lets say the PC were doing something right. You don't stay in democratic government for 44 years by doing wrong. I am way to lazy to look it up but in a REAL democracy I think that might be a record! Now lets als...

SO I think I have made it super clear how much I hate reality T.V. So I sat back and wondered what the fuck it must be like to be on some of those shows. So below is my take on a few of them or what it must be like.... I assume Jim Bob Duggar must get up and wait for his wife to make him some breakfast as they are old fashioned and I cant imagine he knows his way around a kitchen that's "women's work" Likely prays his son isn't ya know "diddling" anyone and makes sure his wife doesn't get a hair style from the last twenty years.... Then Josh Duggar I am assuming comes out of one of his sisters rooms. Gives his fingers a quick sniff (Too far?) and heads to the nearest laptop to find another mistress. Also is anyone else super creeped out how much his wife looks like his sisters??? But then since hopefully they are off the air forever nothing else happens! NO camera crews no nothing just a bunch of freaks sitting around being freaky! Now you gott...

One day when people look back and want to know what 2015 was like. This here will be my take on it! It may or may not be "correct" but here is a small part of my understanding of the last year. Some Random Events - Greece went broke, how a whole country does that I dunno. Ireland made same sex marriage legal! Good job you drunken bastards! The US supreme court followed that up to. Baltimore had riots when yet another person died in police custody. Yes these incidents should be looked into. Police are not above the law. But if you are looting you're part of the problem. After another tragic shooting, the south was forced to take down confederate flags. Really?! Cause that will eliminate bigotry. Alberta is reactionary - Straight up my beloved province is reactionary. Lets be honest, the PC Alberta government was at worst a fat bloated over self indulgent beast. At best it was a government letting Alberta be Alberta. They needed to go and that ass Jim Prentice made sure...

Tragedy has struck....yet again. For the second time this year radical nut bags have terrorized Paris. I started this a few weeks ago now (MONTHS. Have been a bit busy but with time off for holidays...) Right after the terror attacks. It seems people have calmed down a bit. The cry for blood is still there but not as crazy as before. At least here it has calmed down. I cant really speak for Paris. I wont lie. I assume their anger is still red hot. And rightly so. How much more can we as a civilized people stand. I wont back off of this ISIS NEEDS ELIMINATED. With any force and tactic we can use. This is eye for an eye biblical shit. There is no reasoning with madmen. I don't think there has ever been a more clear reason that state and church should be separate. These people don't play by the "rules" of war. They love to attack the helpless and innocent. It is called terrorism because that's what they do. They don't stand and fight but bring wars to people ...

2 days away! My favorite holiday! At least until my birthday is recognized as a national holiday. But either way it is almost Christmas. Wanna know why it is my favorite holiday? Peace on Earth and good will to men. If my history books and Hollywood have taught me anything it is that even the most evil Nazis put down the guns and had a day of peace. I think even most criminals take the day off. So there we have it peace on Earth good will to men. I am gonna do a bit of bitching. This whole what to say political correctness is just fucking dumb. I say Merry Christmas. Just fucking let me say it. If you don't like it then ignore it. If you wanna be a bitch and not offend someone say happy holidays. I wont hold it against you. Say happy Jew day or whatever Muslims says. Just say it, be merry and let everyone else be merry in their own way. Presents are great, giving and getting. It is fun to watch people open things specially when you get them something they really like. Don...