2 days away! My favorite holiday! At least until my birthday is recognized as a national holiday.
But either way it is almost Christmas. Wanna know why it is my favorite holiday? Peace on Earth and good will to men. If my history books and Hollywood have taught me anything it is that even the most evil Nazis put down the guns and had a day of peace. I think even most criminals take the day off. So there we have it peace on Earth good will to men.
I am gonna do a bit of bitching. This whole what to say political correctness is just fucking dumb. I say Merry Christmas. Just fucking let me say it. If you don't like it then ignore it. If you wanna be a bitch and not offend someone say happy holidays. I wont hold it against you. Say happy Jew day or whatever Muslims says. Just say it, be merry and let everyone else be merry in their own way.
Presents are great, giving and getting. It is fun to watch people open things specially when you get them something they really like. Don't lie it is fun to open them to. Getting that thing you really wanted. I love the Christmas chaos at the malls to. It is the one time I don't mind shopping even if the parking is shit! BUT even better and more important is......
Friends and family! Lets face it, you're gonna over eat and likely if you're a friend of mine over indulge to. Thing is you get to do it with the people most important to you! First you have work Christmas parties. You might not like some of the people you work with but for 1 night a year MOST people can at least fake get along. (Other than the random drunken brawls). We in my circle have friends Xmas. I didn't realize but we have been doing this for close to a decade now. A big ass pot luck, a deep fried turkey, a Chinese gift exchange (Why is it Chinese and do you think the Chinese like that name? A game based around stealing gifts. Like couldn't it be a Jewish gift swap?) Booze, games and Saturday night hockey. Then in all honesty the best is family. Sitting around eating a great breakfast, having that amazing dinner..... For many years I also had a tradition with my uncle over boozing and spending boxing day on my grandpas couch watching movie marathons. FUCK Boxing day shopping.
It a wonder I ain't 500 lbs. Christmas food is awesome. Egg nog and Oranges and toffiaffe however it is spelt!
World Junior Hockey! Starts Boxing Day. Hockey that is by people who still are playing for the love of the game only at X mas!
Snow! I dunno why it is the one day I want a white out. It can be minus fourty and flurries look nice. Maybe I do have a heart.
Elf, the best Christmas movie ever! Muppets X mas close second and everyone loves the Griswolds, gremlins is a Christmas movie admit it and move on! Also I can put up with Home Alone, The Santa Clause movies, both Grinch movies and that awful claymation from whenever. Although Santa and the other reindeer's are kinda giant cocksuckers it is a classic. Charlie Brown is meh...
Last thing is charity. I admit it I didn't do as much as I did last year. But everyone seems to be a little more giving. The holidays bring out the best in people. I don't make New Years resolutions but my Christmas Resolution is to do more good next year.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
But either way it is almost Christmas. Wanna know why it is my favorite holiday? Peace on Earth and good will to men. If my history books and Hollywood have taught me anything it is that even the most evil Nazis put down the guns and had a day of peace. I think even most criminals take the day off. So there we have it peace on Earth good will to men.
I am gonna do a bit of bitching. This whole what to say political correctness is just fucking dumb. I say Merry Christmas. Just fucking let me say it. If you don't like it then ignore it. If you wanna be a bitch and not offend someone say happy holidays. I wont hold it against you. Say happy Jew day or whatever Muslims says. Just say it, be merry and let everyone else be merry in their own way.
Presents are great, giving and getting. It is fun to watch people open things specially when you get them something they really like. Don't lie it is fun to open them to. Getting that thing you really wanted. I love the Christmas chaos at the malls to. It is the one time I don't mind shopping even if the parking is shit! BUT even better and more important is......
Friends and family! Lets face it, you're gonna over eat and likely if you're a friend of mine over indulge to. Thing is you get to do it with the people most important to you! First you have work Christmas parties. You might not like some of the people you work with but for 1 night a year MOST people can at least fake get along. (Other than the random drunken brawls). We in my circle have friends Xmas. I didn't realize but we have been doing this for close to a decade now. A big ass pot luck, a deep fried turkey, a Chinese gift exchange (Why is it Chinese and do you think the Chinese like that name? A game based around stealing gifts. Like couldn't it be a Jewish gift swap?) Booze, games and Saturday night hockey. Then in all honesty the best is family. Sitting around eating a great breakfast, having that amazing dinner..... For many years I also had a tradition with my uncle over boozing and spending boxing day on my grandpas couch watching movie marathons. FUCK Boxing day shopping.
It a wonder I ain't 500 lbs. Christmas food is awesome. Egg nog and Oranges and toffiaffe however it is spelt!
World Junior Hockey! Starts Boxing Day. Hockey that is by people who still are playing for the love of the game only at X mas!
Snow! I dunno why it is the one day I want a white out. It can be minus fourty and flurries look nice. Maybe I do have a heart.
Elf, the best Christmas movie ever! Muppets X mas close second and everyone loves the Griswolds, gremlins is a Christmas movie admit it and move on! Also I can put up with Home Alone, The Santa Clause movies, both Grinch movies and that awful claymation from whenever. Although Santa and the other reindeer's are kinda giant cocksuckers it is a classic. Charlie Brown is meh...
Last thing is charity. I admit it I didn't do as much as I did last year. But everyone seems to be a little more giving. The holidays bring out the best in people. I don't make New Years resolutions but my Christmas Resolution is to do more good next year.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
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