Fuck lets be cliché but honest! My overused word is fuck. I
will admit SADLY when it comes right down to it I do have a pretty foul mouth.
I am not sure when that happened, sometime over the last 15 years. I mean when
something really is annoying, for example you run three boards short build a
deck. You hit yourself with a hammer, Sidney Crosby wins a Stanley cup I like
the phrase Cunty Whore but then I picture my mother frowning and don’t use it
often. People get so offended by words. I mean one of my good gay friends hates
the word fag. So I don’t use it around him and find myself using a whole ton
less in general. I have a couple friends who hate the word retard. One of them
can tell the world’s most crude jokes. (What is the difference between a priest
and a zit? A zit waits until your 12 to cum on your face) But is offended by
the R word. Being a wannabe writer I understand the power of words BUT I can’t
really think of any words that really offend me. Anyways that is a side tangent
about words let’s get back to fuck!
It was the biggest bad word for years! Or at least to kids
it was. We might say shit, ass or damn and the other kids might be like OHHH
bad ass but saying fuck was almost taboo. It seemed like even parents didn’t
like using that the F word. So I think back in the day that was the draw it was
just forbidden….. Even when I started to use it as an everyday word I didn’t
use it around my family.
So here is why it is my overused word. It can be used for
literally everything. A noun, like a person you don’t like. That guy is a fuck.
A place, say fucktown, a place that really really sucks. A verb, man I am gonna
fuck her good tonight (Sorry mom, but I did say it was a foul mouth) an
adjective literally it can describe anything either good or bad. WOW that was
fuckin Epic!!! Or on a bad day, that was the fuckin worst day ever. A question,
What the Fuck?! How the Fuck?! Why the Fuck?! When the Fuck?! It is something
you can give, or maybe not give. I don’t give a fuck! If you put mother in
front of it everything sounds way more intimidating. Herman Smith sounds like a
smuck. Herman Mother Fucking Smith now he is bad ass.
So there it is, my way over used word. It isn’t maybe the
nicest word but I do think I prove why it is over used…. Cause it is so Fuckin
useful!
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