I need to shave it has been a few weeks getting a little hairy. I have my first massage ever in Canada today, my acupuntrurist said she hasn't seen a back as tight as mine before. In Mexico it was great however I had to poop after hoping that isn't the case again. Actually been pretty lazy for the last couple weeks spent more time playing Batman than writing or anything useful. I am re doing the whole Arkham series except Knight cause I don't have that one and yes a single tears falls down my face when I think about it. Asylum might be my fav since the riddles are riddles and it is fun to solve! On the Batman front I will admit I had a few doubts about Heath as the Joker but he nailed it! Flip side was I had some faith cause he was a phenomenal actor. But Affleck I dunno, he has the Bruce Wayne look down but I just have this feeling.... Not a good one, one like when you need to poop but your driving down the highway in the middle of minus 40 with not washrooms for hours. But even that is better than my feeling toward the Joker in Suicide Squad. Just NO! I maybe wrong it has happened before but this looks bad. Also I love Comicon week for previews. I love Apocalypse but he looks so cheesy in the upcoming movie. I have a better feeling on this on thought cause First Class and Days of Future were so well done. Anyways that's the comic front.
I have a new favourite term. Trampede! For those of you living under a rock Alexis Frulling decided to get fucked from behind while blowing a dude in Calgary during the greatest outdoor show on earth. A tramp at the Stampede TRAMPEDE!! First off lets talk about what they did. A threeway, who gives a shit! Its the same as gay marriage and stuff. Whatever CONSENTING ADULTS do behind closed doors is no ones business. If no one is getting hurt and nothing illegal is going on then let people in furry costumes take dumps on their partner while a dude in a gimp suit wears a Reagan mask and a cowboy hat jerks off! Not my cup O tea but to each their own. The problem with Trampede is she did it in public to get her 15 minutes of fame. Like bitch please you may get a chance to strip all over Alberta..... Congrats anyone can do that. Oh and I am sure some gonzo producer may cast you in a low budget porn but your not the next Jenna or even Paris Hilton for that matter. I would say 2 minutes outta your 15 are gone.
I still cant say the Alberta NDP has passed any stupid bills yet. I mean they would have to actually be in office not on a summer off making lattes. BUT Notley sent some bad vibes out this week. The way I see it Quebec is the spoiled bratty kid at the party. These motherfuckers have been crying for as long as I can remember, its all about me... whaaa whaaa. Everyone needs to make me feel special. And Ontario well they are the poser kid. Ya baby I am the all star center on my hockey team. First line, point leader. When really he is the 3rd stringer there because he wins faceoffs. You know that kid would stab anyone in the back to get to that first string. These are the two kids you wanna make friends with? But past those metaphors these two have decided it is all about green now. REALLY??!! So when oil prices are down its all about the green. Does this mean when oil jumps again they wont want money? Nope, but for now while Alberta is down lets try and push them around. And for some reason Notley is good with this? Alberta is now about the green to? Nothing has been passed or anything but they declared they have an ally in Alberta WTF? Even Sask said WTF? Lets not panic, but these are not good signs.
I have a new favourite term. Trampede! For those of you living under a rock Alexis Frulling decided to get fucked from behind while blowing a dude in Calgary during the greatest outdoor show on earth. A tramp at the Stampede TRAMPEDE!! First off lets talk about what they did. A threeway, who gives a shit! Its the same as gay marriage and stuff. Whatever CONSENTING ADULTS do behind closed doors is no ones business. If no one is getting hurt and nothing illegal is going on then let people in furry costumes take dumps on their partner while a dude in a gimp suit wears a Reagan mask and a cowboy hat jerks off! Not my cup O tea but to each their own. The problem with Trampede is she did it in public to get her 15 minutes of fame. Like bitch please you may get a chance to strip all over Alberta..... Congrats anyone can do that. Oh and I am sure some gonzo producer may cast you in a low budget porn but your not the next Jenna or even Paris Hilton for that matter. I would say 2 minutes outta your 15 are gone.
I still cant say the Alberta NDP has passed any stupid bills yet. I mean they would have to actually be in office not on a summer off making lattes. BUT Notley sent some bad vibes out this week. The way I see it Quebec is the spoiled bratty kid at the party. These motherfuckers have been crying for as long as I can remember, its all about me... whaaa whaaa. Everyone needs to make me feel special. And Ontario well they are the poser kid. Ya baby I am the all star center on my hockey team. First line, point leader. When really he is the 3rd stringer there because he wins faceoffs. You know that kid would stab anyone in the back to get to that first string. These are the two kids you wanna make friends with? But past those metaphors these two have decided it is all about green now. REALLY??!! So when oil prices are down its all about the green. Does this mean when oil jumps again they wont want money? Nope, but for now while Alberta is down lets try and push them around. And for some reason Notley is good with this? Alberta is now about the green to? Nothing has been passed or anything but they declared they have an ally in Alberta WTF? Even Sask said WTF? Lets not panic, but these are not good signs.
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