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Shit people say that drive me nuts! (Mostly old people)

Some people make you mental. Like the second you see them you kinda wanna punch them in the face. Kim Karadshian, Anyone on any gypsy show, Carrot top, Ya I have them too, but I have phrases I hate just as much, they are as follows.

"Livin' the dream" Really are you? The first time I heard it I chuckled. Ok ironic haha. Maybe it is my industry but hearing it at LEAST twice a day 5 days a week is painful. Please someone find a new phrase!

"Do you want something to cry about" That is a classic for kids. If they could answer honestly it would be no shit bird I currently have something to cry about! Just seems like a dumb question.

"Boss" Hate it. Don't call me boss. Hows it going boss, hey boss any sentence with the word boss makes me think you somehow time travelled from 1930.

"Can I get you a drink" Duh!

"I'm starving" Nope your not. You might be really really hungry. But those kids on those sad commercials with the bloated bellies. They are starving. And if you are reading this blog you could probably sell your computer or phone to buy some damn food!

"The Oilers are in a rebuilding phase" Since 1991????

"LOL, WTF, OMG" Any of these internet slangs used in everyday talking makes me sad for the future.....

"Went for a shit and the crows got 'em" See I like this one for when you don't know were someone went. But if you ever see a crow big enough to carry off a person you better run.

"Wrong hole" Take from that what you will. It is never good.

"That will be the frosty Friday" Well.... We live in Alberta and at least 6 months will be frosty so 24 out of 52 Fridays will be frosty.

"Hotter than the hubs of hell" What are for mentioned hubs?  I guess if they are in hell they are hot.

"Colder than a witches tit" I am no expert but it seems to me most tits are pretty warm.

"Did you think you wouldn't get caught" Again duh, why else would I have done it?

"Drunker than a skunk" Ain't never seen a drunk skunk before. And would they be mean drunks who spray everyone?

"Does a bar sit in the woods? Is a frog ass water tight?" Those an other stupid questions. I mean I get ask a stupid question get a stupid answer but for day to day conversation....... And no a bear living in a zoo does not shit in the woods. Neither do polar bears.

Oh there are more I am sure but those are just the ones on my head right now.
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