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30 day writing challenge #7 What tattoos I have

In this challenge maybe they didn't make things broad enough. Not everyone has tattoos. Not everyone likes or wants tattoos or any body mods. I want tats! But the fact is I am a giant sissy scared to go under the needle for them! Major turn on. Some chicks with good tats are totally hot! But it has to be both a hot chick and a good tat. Some guys tats are pretty sweet too. (Not a turn on) Well done tats are awesome. Shitty tats are shit. If your gonna change your body for life you would think you want a good one. Again I am too much a baby to get one but I guess I can talk about them.

Full body art while neat I think is dumb. What is the point in getting completely covered? You do realize with time your skin is gonna sag. And what looks awesome now, will not at 80! That doesn't just go for full body. I mean you gotta think am I still gonna like this tat 60 years from now? Like a ton of tramp stampers are gonna regret it!

Also hollow words and Chinese symbols are oh so very meh! Guys (roid monkeys) who got hooked on Sons of Anarchy and now have shit like Loyalty tatted on them annoy the fuck outta me. The people who do have that tat usually have went above and beyond for some reason to earn that tat. (I can say while I think I am loyal I wouldn't get that tat.) And barb wire around the arm?? Come on, how much do you wanna look like Brock Lesner. Also Chinese symbols please white people just stop. The running gag that they say shit like dishwasher, ya I hope that's true. If your gonna get something get nice art or something with real meaning to you. Also I don't mean get someones pic tattooed on you. Some of those true into real shit shows. Also google Nicole Malice Tattoo. You'll know it when you see it. Ouch. I mean kudos on having the stones to get that done but WOW. Assuming she is a secret geek...

What would I get, honestly I dunno. I have never really thought of it since I am a wuss and cant get it done. Me I would probably get a family crest. (If we had one) or something like that. Maybe the Cheshire cat. IF it was well done. NO skulls, no dragons, no barb wire. Maybe family names, if I had kids. Or do something were all three brothers get names tattooed. I dunno as cool as I think they are I hate a lot of tattoos out there....

Anyways this is a short one for the challenge cause it isn't overly relevant for me!
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Location: St Albert, AB, Canada

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