The Briar Patch

I am gonna start this with a bit of random praise! The Witcher series is amazing! The books which started the whole thing are so well written. If you are into fantasy I would go buy them right now. Start with the short stories and then move on to the actual series. Fantasy mixed with morality, very well done. Then came the games, Witcher 3 is probably my favorite game of all time. Crazy good. Replacing maybe Mafia 3 which has fack all for replayablity. Is that a word??? Or GTA 4. Just a heads up to telltale games the new Batman is also not that great. I mean it ain't terrible but I expected more. My brother also bought me NHL 2018. This game pisses me off. I am the top point getter in the league but still sent to the AHL. Like really?? Did I want to buy a game so I could play in the minors?? WTF, but yes that is a first world problem. I was actually going to call this entry dear Jenna. See even if your not "into" porn I am willing to bet you have either heard the name J...

I wont lie, I am lazy. I am whiny and I have a lot of first world problems! Well not all these are first world problems some of them are just my personal pet peeves, here is a small list of them! First is one I stole from a friend who pointed it out, the phrase I'm starving. NO, no your not. You might be hungry, maybe peckish, famished but I really doubt you are starving. Here is a first world problem... I need to lose weight. Well maybe but half the world or more has the problem of not enough to eat!!! My car starter is crappy. Yes Ford put in a shitty car starter, sometimes I even half to go outside to make it work. But I have a freakin car starter, hell I have a truck and don't have to ride the bus or walk.... Tim Hortons, your getting on my nerves. Seriously English is a second language in most of your outlets. And whatever it is annoying but I can live with it. However stop trying to upsell me at 630! I have eaten and I am on my way to work. I don't wanna try any...