The Briar Patch

This one isn't as easy as I thought it would be. It seems I have a lot of things that piss me off!! I mean stupid people make me angry. Birds chirping before 6 am make me angry. Going for a poop and nothing happening makes me angry. Hangovers really make me angry at myself, my body (for being a sissy) and vodka for being so damn tasty. But I guess I can whittle it down to 3 points to bitch about today. First off, anyone who is extreme about something, without knowing fuck all. I don't even mean like extremists like ISIS. (I really hate those guys) or Scientologists. I mean average everyday people who are extreme. Looking at some people like PETA or Greenpeace. And on the other side guys like Ezra Levant. First off if you hate oil and that industry so much, then honestly quit using products made from oil. I don't think you will, but you will sit in tight jeans with a man bun or a comb over on your laptop at Starbucks on twitter ranting about it. I am not saying we should b...

Annoyed is how I would describe myself right now. The last few weeks have been so annoying for some reason.Maybe its the grey sky, maybe its my itchy nuts I dunno. It might be my coffee is cold and needs a refill. First the NDP won the government in Alberta. While I have not passed full judgement yet I fear for our province. The this dumb twat who took some stupid pics is all over the news. I already gave my opinion of her, it is no longer news so lets move on. Also the PC party are like rats on a sinking ship. While Jimmy boy takes responsibility, he ain't the only one to blame. The whole group was cocky enough to call a devastating election and now they realize it? But again I push all this back and wait hoping I don't get to use my told ya so sign. The Stanley cup playoffs suck this year. First off the Kings didn't even make it. Then Detroit went out in the first round. They had 2 chances to finish the Lightning and failed. Then Ovi let me down, they had 3 chances to...

Some people make you mental. Like the second you see them you kinda wanna punch them in the face. Kim Karadshian, Anyone on any gypsy show, Carrot top, Ya I have them too, but I have phrases I hate just as much, they are as follows. "Livin' the dream" Really are you? The first time I heard it I chuckled. Ok ironic haha. Maybe it is my industry but hearing it at LEAST twice a day 5 days a week is painful. Please someone find a new phrase! "Do you want something to cry about" That is a classic for kids. If they could answer honestly it would be no shit bird I currently have something to cry about! Just seems like a dumb question. "Boss" Hate it. Don't call me boss. Hows it going boss, hey boss any sentence with the word boss makes me think you somehow time travelled from 1930. "Can I get you a drink" Duh! "I'm starving" Nope your not. You might be really really hungry. But those kids on those sad commercials with the...