This one isn't as easy as I thought it would be. It seems I have a lot of things that piss me off!! I mean stupid people make me angry. Birds chirping before 6 am make me angry. Going for a poop and nothing happening makes me angry. Hangovers really make me angry at myself, my body (for being a sissy) and vodka for being so damn tasty. But I guess I can whittle it down to 3 points to bitch about today.
First off, anyone who is extreme about something, without knowing fuck all. I don't even mean like extremists like ISIS. (I really hate those guys) or Scientologists. I mean average everyday people who are extreme. Looking at some people like PETA or Greenpeace. And on the other side guys like Ezra Levant. First off if you hate oil and that industry so much, then honestly quit using products made from oil. I don't think you will, but you will sit in tight jeans with a man bun or a comb over on your laptop at Starbucks on twitter ranting about it. I am not saying we should be as plugged into oil as we are. And yes for sure we should be looking into a greener future but people we do have to live in the now. Also a few years ago we were in Victoria going for a nice horse drawn carriage ride when some clown shoes protesters yelled at the driver he was a horrible man. Just shut the fuck up. I yelled back at them for attempting to ruin our nice ride. These old horses actually have a decent life. The driver explained how they were taken care of. Did these protesters know any of that? Had they ever even been to a farm? The other side of that is guys like Ezra. At first I liked him, I wont lie or back track. When the government changed here in Alberta, he seemed for a bit like a good watch dog. Now I almost hate to ear anything he has to say. I think if the NDP some how cured cancer he would still bitch about it. I just cant handle people who cant see except for what they think is right.
The next problem is chewy McGummerson. Well that is what we started calling Mike Babcock. Ever watch that guy chew gum on the bench during a Wings, Leafs or Team Canada game? It actually makes my jaw hurt! How can someone chew gum so fucking fiercely. Like did it hurt him and he has to bite back? It ain't just him I hate when people chomp on gum. Shit treat it like nicorette and go bite bite stop for a minute. Enjoy they flavour. Gawd just thinking about it makes me angry!!!
Another broad one is cheap people! No I don't believe that people should throw around money to impress people. I mean it is funny when 5 guys fight over who is gonna pay the bill, to impress someone (Maybe a lady) and then they are broke for a bit. Like that is just karma saying good job dummy. But even worse is cheap fucks. I am talking about the guy who is happy when rounds are bought but then buy themselves a beer rather than the round. The people who tip less than 10%. Don't eat out if you cant tip properly. Or go to McDonalds. (On the flip side not every place should have a tip jar) The people breaking out a tip calculator or breaking bills down to a penny. Plain and simple in my mind is if you are going out bring a few extra bucks tipping is the way of life and no one likes the cheap guy...
First off, anyone who is extreme about something, without knowing fuck all. I don't even mean like extremists like ISIS. (I really hate those guys) or Scientologists. I mean average everyday people who are extreme. Looking at some people like PETA or Greenpeace. And on the other side guys like Ezra Levant. First off if you hate oil and that industry so much, then honestly quit using products made from oil. I don't think you will, but you will sit in tight jeans with a man bun or a comb over on your laptop at Starbucks on twitter ranting about it. I am not saying we should be as plugged into oil as we are. And yes for sure we should be looking into a greener future but people we do have to live in the now. Also a few years ago we were in Victoria going for a nice horse drawn carriage ride when some clown shoes protesters yelled at the driver he was a horrible man. Just shut the fuck up. I yelled back at them for attempting to ruin our nice ride. These old horses actually have a decent life. The driver explained how they were taken care of. Did these protesters know any of that? Had they ever even been to a farm? The other side of that is guys like Ezra. At first I liked him, I wont lie or back track. When the government changed here in Alberta, he seemed for a bit like a good watch dog. Now I almost hate to ear anything he has to say. I think if the NDP some how cured cancer he would still bitch about it. I just cant handle people who cant see except for what they think is right.
The next problem is chewy McGummerson. Well that is what we started calling Mike Babcock. Ever watch that guy chew gum on the bench during a Wings, Leafs or Team Canada game? It actually makes my jaw hurt! How can someone chew gum so fucking fiercely. Like did it hurt him and he has to bite back? It ain't just him I hate when people chomp on gum. Shit treat it like nicorette and go bite bite stop for a minute. Enjoy they flavour. Gawd just thinking about it makes me angry!!!
Another broad one is cheap people! No I don't believe that people should throw around money to impress people. I mean it is funny when 5 guys fight over who is gonna pay the bill, to impress someone (Maybe a lady) and then they are broke for a bit. Like that is just karma saying good job dummy. But even worse is cheap fucks. I am talking about the guy who is happy when rounds are bought but then buy themselves a beer rather than the round. The people who tip less than 10%. Don't eat out if you cant tip properly. Or go to McDonalds. (On the flip side not every place should have a tip jar) The people breaking out a tip calculator or breaking bills down to a penny. Plain and simple in my mind is if you are going out bring a few extra bucks tipping is the way of life and no one likes the cheap guy...
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