The Briar Patch

 Damn you James Gunn! Damn you to hell! I wanted to sit and bitch about how you were killing the "hard" work DC had put into creating a shared universe. I wanted to say your Guardians series had gone downhill. Then I watched Guardians 3. If you take out the massive Avengers crossovers, it is a top 3 project probably. Top 5 for sure. I don't even know how many movies and shows they have churned out but this is among the best. So MAYBE you will make DC much better.... Anyways Guardians 3 watch it! IMO it is WAY better than the second and hell maybe better than the first that I still think was over rated. It has it all. A great plot, comedy, action and man does it hit the feels FFS. I am not a huge fan of some of the end, the new "team" meh but not sure if they will move forward with that or if it is more just giving characters a way to move on. Warlock should have had a much bigger role & I really thought the High Evolutionary would be a much bigger threat. I ...

SO I think I have made it super clear how much I hate reality T.V. So I sat back and wondered what the fuck it must be like to be on some of those shows. So below is my take on a few of them or what it must be like.... I assume Jim Bob Duggar must get up and wait for his wife to make him some breakfast as they are old fashioned and I cant imagine he knows his way around a kitchen that's "women's work" Likely prays his son isn't ya know "diddling" anyone and makes sure his wife doesn't get a hair style from the last twenty years.... Then Josh Duggar I am assuming comes out of one of his sisters rooms. Gives his fingers a quick sniff (Too far?) and heads to the nearest laptop to find another mistress. Also is anyone else super creeped out how much his wife looks like his sisters??? But then since hopefully they are off the air forever nothing else happens! NO camera crews no nothing just a bunch of freaks sitting around being freaky! Now you gott...

One day when people look back and want to know what 2015 was like. This here will be my take on it! It may or may not be "correct" but here is a small part of my understanding of the last year. Some Random Events - Greece went broke, how a whole country does that I dunno. Ireland made same sex marriage legal! Good job you drunken bastards! The US supreme court followed that up to. Baltimore had riots when yet another person died in police custody. Yes these incidents should be looked into. Police are not above the law. But if you are looting you're part of the problem. After another tragic shooting, the south was forced to take down confederate flags. Really?! Cause that will eliminate bigotry. Alberta is reactionary - Straight up my beloved province is reactionary. Lets be honest, the PC Alberta government was at worst a fat bloated over self indulgent beast. At best it was a government letting Alberta be Alberta. They needed to go and that ass Jim Prentice made sure...

So I am 2 sleeps away from Disney! I have never been there before and I will not lie, I was slightly iffy about about it. As an adult I thought really will it be that great? BUT from everyone I have heard nothing but good things. Plus after looking at all the rides and activities to do there I am game. Plus it is in sunny southern California so how can one go wrong? Dirty Diddling Duggar does dastardly deeds. That's what the 1960 Batman headline would say. This is big news they are pulling these freaks from TV. The fact I called them freaks and thought this along time ago well ya CALLED IT! Even funnier is some other freaks are saying because he was young and they were young it is okay. In biblical times they might have been married! Ok but that was along time ago and are they forgetting it was his sisters. I think somewhere in the big book of fairytales that is a sin. Oh and they protest gays like WTF. Alberta is burning. Same as every spring. But this year has been crazy hot,...

SO for writing this week I got nada done. Well I wrote maybe 5 more lines but that was it. I am thinking I might get some more done today. My big plans at work fell through but all in all it has been a good week. I am now only a week out from Disney! I will try and get a few blogs in while I am down there. One of my great regrets is in the traveling I have done not writing more down. Yes another first world problem but with a memory as shitty as mine can be I should write it out. Anywho...... Sunday it up Holes plants and did some planting. Then went to the Keg. I can never decide prime rib or steak. I mean I can make a great steak at home but not a good prime rib. Big thing that night was Sansa got raped. For people living under a rock that is from Game of Thrones. Feminazis got their panties in a bunch over this. First off sadly of all the bad shit on Game this scene wasn't all that bad. Making Reek watch was pretty creepy but this is hopefully all building to Ramsay getting a ...

I blame survivor. Remember the first one, when people actually watched it? When it was a sensation and people had Finale parties? Good times, but then it carried on and on and on. Then came the clones. Damn you big brother.... Whats worse is these show were made to bring out the worst in people. The best way to win is to lie and betray. Even this is livable until every damn thing in the world became a reality show. When did a good story line vanish so we could watch other people whine about their lives?? And when did the learning channel become a line up of "reality" soap operas....... Fuck the Kardashians. Straight up WTF? Why do people watch and why do people care? Bruce Jenner looks like he really wants to be a woman. Maybe the tabloids are right about him. Rob is pathetic. "I go to bed early, rise early and worry about my socks." That is exactly what my puppy does to. The three sister have 0 talent. 0, except maybe sucking dick dunno... Without the make up and...