Another random thought rant. Again I think from 2008 - 2010 era?? Again no editing
I hate line ups. Grocery stores are the worst. Old people
seriously do go and buy a jug of milk just to get out and talk to someone... It
isn’t an urban legend. Young guys go and
hit on the hottest cashier and sometimes they aren’t that hot. I mean I have
seen guys spy a hot cashier and line up in a longer line to chat her up. I
wonder if they are let down when they finally get up and notice a ring on her
finger. But I do like playing a game in my head. What is their life like. Milf or 20 something with lotsa groceries
brand names and no discount card. Rich trophy wife. Single middle age to old man with single
serving meals and not much veggies but pet food, bachelor Also possible serial
killer. Ditto for woman but maybe more veggies. I watched a man buy 12 4 litre
jugs of milk and wondered what a person needs that much milk for.
Rules for Humanity #2
Animal lives also have immense value, not the same as a
human mind you. Sorry spot but I had to choose my sister over you. Animals are
more loyal than most people. Will never judge and sadly can’t speak for
themselves. I will not quit eating meat and PETA you are a bunch of dumb fucks People who are cruel to
animals are animals themselves...
Dear ball hockey and beer league players, you will not make
the NHL. That is all. NO wait there is more, I love hockey. I love ball hockey
and I play to win, I get pissed off when I lose but I will not fight about it.
Mind you if for some reason you start a fight with my team I will back them up.
But really once you are over 18 and not playing in an actual junior league
there is no reason to get so worked up. This is when hockey gets easier and
becomes a prelude to beers with friends.
Hockey parents, I am speaking from no experience here but
you really shouldn’t get so worked up. It is A) Bad for your blood pressure and
B) Just fucking stupid. Little Jimmy may be the biggest star on his Bantam team
but keep in mind there are thousands of teams out there with thousands of
Jimmy’s. I can understand being angry with a coach who doesn’t play lines fair.
I can understand being pissed if your child kinda sucks and other parents talk
down within ear shot. But arguing with a ref waste of your time. Teach the kids
to play fair and have fun. Sure push them to play well cause making the NHL
would be awesome but not highly likely....
Guy CODE
1 –Never side by side a urinals. Also no bad jokes like This
must be were the dick s hang out haha. Thanks grandpa
2- Never fake tan. Tan lines are hot on women, not men. Also
no thongs on men ever.
3- No sex in the city. Even if you do like it never admit it
4- No hitting women, not ever. When it comes to this it is
actually the only time it is okay to let women fight your battles. Added bonus
tits might pop out. Once saw a girl scrap another girl the one in skirt had no
panties. Great view.
5-Never opt out of buying a round. IF you have taken one you owe, even if it is
much more than your one cost
6-Lie. You can fix anything and set anything up. Or at least
give it a good shot. Once you fail call a friend who can do it but pretend they
are helping you not the other way around. Wife will never know...
7- Eat meat. Don’t try and put some bad gay joke in there.
Men naturally eat meat, we have for thousands of years. Like fire it is
something we mastered and are good at. If you end up eating no meat I guess you
can still be a guy but I personally will never trust you.
Lululemon pants or TNA as they are called in the States are
frigin amazing. They some how make any woman look good from behind. Most do
already but some I dunno. This is a
problem cause jailbait can buy them. I work 10 blocks from a high school, at
lunch I go buy coffee and feel like a dirty old man. Like thongs Lululemons
should be sold only to adults. Sadly, TNA does not sprout at 18. They could be
sold with beer and smokes.
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