The Briar Patch

Just a quick unedited rant today as I make my breakfast and get ready to head to Jasper. Skiing tomorrow, I am not the best at it but I aint terrible. I can handle the blue runs and some easy blacks. It started last week, went with the inlaws to a family ski thing here in Edmonton. They brought their niece and it was super fun. SO the next day they went to get their skis waxed and some how the father in law bought me skis and the fiance bought me boots. Oh and the decided we are going to Jasper. I am good with that been a few years since I was at Marmot. Forecast is a cold ass day. Hope not but either way should be a good day. NOW the real thing is the difference in this trip. I used to go with friends and it was more a party than skiing. This time however it is the opposite. I doubt I will be too hungover to make it to the hill! Plus we are bringing our dog, we doesn't travel well. My truck will get at least one vomit in it. I just hope he don't howl all day in the hotel. Can...

Another random thought rant. Again I think from 2008 - 2010 era?? Again no editing I hate line ups. Grocery stores are the worst. Old people seriously do go and buy a jug of milk just to get out and talk to someone... It isn’t an urban legend.  Young guys go and hit on the hottest cashier and sometimes they aren’t that hot. I mean I have seen guys spy a hot cashier and line up in a longer line to chat her up. I wonder if they are let down when they finally get up and notice a ring on her finger. But I do like playing a game in my head. What is their life like.  Milf or 20 something with lotsa groceries brand names and no discount card. Rich trophy wife.  Single middle age to old man with single serving meals and not much veggies but pet food, bachelor Also possible serial killer. Ditto for woman but maybe more veggies. I watched a man buy 12 4 litre jugs of milk and wondered what a person needs that much milk for. Rules for Humanity #2 Animal lives also have ...

Here is the disclaimer. I am not sure when I originally wrote this. My guess 2008 or 2010 somewhere in there. I found an old drive packed away in a box of books I haven't opened in years. The other stuff in the box was crap but here is the first of a few quick rants I found, there was maybe 2 edits the rest is exactly as originally written.... Rant   Things I do not believe in. Santa, money emails, Jennas tits, she said it five foot fuck all with what cup size? and talking to shrinks.  I should start off by saying I do believe in mental health issues. I have had panic attacks, felt like I was having a heart attack. And ask TCM or Bugalow my moods can swing extremely over almost anything, mostly stupid people. I was given meds for it, I flushed them. I am guessing mine case wasn’t sever cause really sitting down and sorting my shit out and panic went away. And I do know that there are people too fucked to be in the world, that can’t help themselves. It is sad when y...