Airplane Fluff

So I think I am roughly 30000 above the Rocky Mountains right now. I need to write a fluff piece blog to get my brain in writing mood. I have been slacking on blogs or regular writing lately. On a flight to the happiest place on earth. Fuck I do NOT like turbulence. If you follow my twitter I have been counting down the days and the rides and it is finally here. The flight is behind cause of a de-icing delay. But West Jet has a sweet app were you can watch free movies or TV. We actually watched the Pilot of Lucifer before we took off. Good show by the way. Flight tips, get your pooping done before you board the plane. And download the West Jet App.

Anyways, what’s new in the world? Well Trump is still an asshat. I mean that aint news but in the news he has said it is okay to grab women by the pussies. I don’t even think that happens in porn, unless it is some rough ass porn. And yet retards still support him! Like what the fuck were your parent’s brother and sister?? After all the dumb shit if you still support him something is wrong with you. Also the whole well Bill Clinton was a womanizer holds no bearing with me. Yes he was “Slick Willy”, he isn’t running for President though. I mean all Trumps wives have been mindless bimbos does that mean he is? Well I guess he is mindless. I swear he would have to kill someone on live TV before some people actually see he is a clown. On the topic of clowns and politics Justin is still sadly the PM here. Even though everyone is against his Carbon “Tax” they seem determined to push it through. So another Trudeau is fucking Alberta, hopefully he is a one term leader. On the Brightside it looks like Notley will be a single term leader. Hopefully she can keep her destroying Alberta to a minimum. The flipside of that is I don’t want Wildrose in power either. Can’t we just get a happy medium??

NHL starts this week. I am in two drafts kinda confident I have a good team in one. The other one is going to be done by a computer for me because I am on holidays. I am almost okay with it though. A computer doesn’t draft based on heart just on cold stats so maybe it will draft better than I would. Canada kicked ass at the World Cup. Crosby as much as I hate him played to his full potential and was a fucking BEAST. Too bad his personality is so LAME! McJebus was named Oiler Captain. Also almost everyone is forecasting him to either win the scoring race or be top 3. Good on him if he can, maybe the Oil can at least make the playoffs this year. I hope he can elevate Lucic and they light it up. With the fancy new arena a lot of people will be watching the kid will be interesting to look back come May and see if he lives up or buckles. I miss play on, I wanna play again! My fiancé insinuated I am getting fat.

Went on my first sales call that was pretty sweet. I mean it was pretty much just a go say hi deal not a cold call or something but it did re affirm to m I like doing that and want to do that. Said I was slacking on writing. My whole Channilo dream slowed down. I wanted at least 6 chapters before I released 1 then was going to do bi weekly. Starting to realize that I would need to be much more dedicated for that. Or have a ton more prepared. My main story I haven’t worked on in months but was thinking about a couple things to go in it.

TV season is starting again. Lucifer is back and still great. Gotham is either going to be great this season or awful. If it chokes I don’t see many more seasons. It is like it has two writer’s one good gritty gothic writer and one nerd who is all about superheroes. Fear the Walking Dead is over for another season. I am still sad it didn’t tell more about what happened, like how the zombies started but at least the other story lines are getting better it isn’t just the Nick show. Real Walking Dead 2 weeks to the day…. My money is still Abraham or Eugene. Game of Thrones is still a ways away. Need to finish Justified within two months since Shomi has gone tits up. I am pretty sure I will join the rest of the world and get Netflix. I hear Stranger Things and Daredevil on it are amazing. American Horror Story is frickin great. It is actually scary not just gore right now. Lady Gaga confuses me some times she is nasty as shit but then other times kinda hot.

X Men movie was decent. Not as good as the last two but much better than first three. They opened up a few different possible story lines. OF course the Phoenix came up. WTF why do they always have to do that? I mean ya do it but wait a few movies. It killed the last run of X men. Civil War was amazing! Like maybe my favorite Avengers. Cant wait for the Infinity War but they should make that at least 2 movies. Bats V Sups is growing on me liked it better the second time. Suicide Squad was well it was a movie. Harley and Deadshot were great but the rest I don’t think they put that much thought into. To be fair how exciting can you make a guy named Captain Boomerang? Leto sucked as Joker. Seriously, awful. Even the look sucked. I realize Heaths Joker would never work with Harley but WTF that was just an awful Joker. The only other movie I have seen recently was Bridgette Jones. Yes it was funny, if you’re a dude take your old lady there you’ll get brownie points and probably laugh.

I can’t even remember if I have written about games recently. I finally got the X Box 1. NHL16 is actually a good game when set on hard. I mean you don’t win every game (Or at least I don’t). Not a big fan of the new career settings. My brother had a good point, they really don’t change much and might need to, if they want to keep people buying new versions every year. Of course bought Arkham Knight, was sure the Knight was Jason and was right. My only hope for Leto as Joker is that like some fan boys think is he isn’t the real Joker but Jason as the Joker. I know it is a long shot but hey at least I could say okay that’s why he was so awful. Bought Mafia 3. Only played a bit but I love the story line. I suck at the controls and keep getting shot to shit but it is good. Tell Tale Games are really hooking me. The Game of Thrones game was awesome. (Even if it was true to GoT and nothing fucking happy happens) Walking dead was lame. There I said it, it was boring. The Wolf Among Us is awesome. I think I will be buying some Fables comics after playing it. Batman is sweet. The new version of Penguin is cool. I hate the fat old cripple, this new one is cool. The Wayne Family not begin Saints is cool to. I wanna know who the Children of Arkham are. My guess is it is an already known villain. But not the Joker, I think Tell Tale is going to leave him out of a Batman game. I said it couldn’t be done but I think they might and it might be good. This waiting weeks to play new chapters is painful.

Oh today in the airport reaffirms I can’t handle hipsters. Or maybe I am just turning into an “old” person like my mother and grandparents said I would. But do you have to look so dumb? I mean ya when I had size 40 pants and was a size 26 with a bandana I freely admit I looked stupid. Not man bun and too tight of jeans stupid though. Tight jeans are for girls silly….

Cell phones while making the world easier to access is killing human interaction. I eat my lunch in the lunch room and everyone sits in silence playing on Facebook or whatever they are playing. Again I feel old but hell on break we used to sit and bullshit. Now I won’t lie I am part of the group that is on social media FB and twitter a ton but what is this world coming to? Also social media is creating its own monsters. Look at the hate messages you can find on it. I mean you can find groups dedicated to almost any evil hate filled thing on social media these days. And what the fuck is up with these “clown” attacks now. Like they post shit on line bragging how stupid they are? Kids now commit crimes film it and post it? Seriously are you that dumb. Not even talking about doing something bad but filming it?? Posting it?? Don’t get me wrong mirror selfies well that was someone’s great idea but the rest of this crazy modern world.

Other little tidbits since I think I am finally ready to actually write…. Hangovers get worse as you either get older or slow down on drinking. I have done both. Two beers and I have a daylong head ache. I hate snow and cold I would rather mow a million lawns that shovel one drive. Phones need to have better battery life. Hilliary isn’t good. But to me she is the lesser of two evils. It is sad that right now the lesser of two evils is what a Super Power is voting in as a leader.  Even my cab driver here in LA wanted to talk politics and said no good choices!!