I wasn't going to do this. I was going to finish the blog that has been on my desktop for a few days, that was interrupted by Tiger King and being lazy BUT I feel I want to get it off my chest. So here will be a short rant on wrassling! it was going to be a couple lines in a random thoughts blog but nah after seeing what a single comment did to that "fandom" I feel the need to well, respond.
Bit O background. Some wrestler, no idea who said maybe they shouldn't be performing right now. Tagged Vince Mcmahon in the tweet. Clown A goes off saying no Vince is the man who brought so many great events blah blah blah. I simply responded with "Wrestling isn't real." WOW I don't think I have ever stirred up so much shit online in my life.
Let me be clear. Vince is a joke. Don King with better hair? Or worse? WWE is a joke as well. Having any event like that right now is dumb. When REAL that's right folks, REAL sports are cancelled why is some scripted shitshow still on? The only reason would be to make that $$$. Other TV performers are staying home, finding ways to make things work and well, athletes while chomping at the bit to get back also have enough common sense that they can't work right now. On top of that its 2 days? Not just 1? When or why did that happen, it used to be one, a huge event but just one day..... Serious what the fuck is wrong with you Vince / wrasslers? I know you take some blows to the head but fuck... That's my straight up issue, like do whatever you want but when a whole fucking organization is dumb I don't have the patience for it.
Honestly like what you want. I loved nerd shit like Lord of the Rings back in the early 90's way before it was a blockbuster. When kids into fantasy were strange. I love comics, I waste hours being a pretend cowboy on an Xbox. I am white and I listen to rap. I see every Marvel movie on opening day and watch kids Disney movies all the fucking time. I know I am nerd. Mock me liking the Star Wars fandom and buying baby Yoda pillows for our house. I don't care, people like what they like. So I am not about to judge you on what you like.
Truth, I liked wrasslin until I dunno early 2000s. It got too corny. Oh and I started going, ya know outside. Playing hockey, going to clubs, leaving the dank basement I lived in. I guess I out grew it, also I can't think of anyone I like, respect or think is half bright that still likes wrasslin. The last one I can think of that I know that actually still watching is in mid 40s living in a 1 bedroom apartment in shit town pretending to be a bad ass making just above minimum wage. He actually thought we should send the Undertaker over to Afghanistan, that he would intimidate terrorists. No, pretend fighters in tights don't scare real killers.....
I would have left it alone after I posted a smarky comment letting them know wrestling is fake. But WOW did that blow up. Sometimes I do post shit, simply to stir shit up, this one was not meant to BUT I don't think I have ever done such a good job. So it started, we know it fake! Then to trying to attack me personally. I did not know there was so many rabid half wits in the world.... But I guess WWE has over 10 million followers and people did vote for Trump so I shouldn't be surprised. I did try and explain that my snark is for the WWE not the fans, I tried to respond to a few but couldn't keep up. I have a job, we might not be busy but it became an all day long thing.... Then I just ignored (Unless it was a very stupid comment) The funny thing was there was a couple decent people with decent points and a response to them usually went well but most, it was painful to try and talk to. I figured fuck I will just rant here. Rather than try and keep up with a thousand twitter threads.....
So here we go.... Try not to all get your panties in a bunch, I don't mean this for everyone of you. I am sure some (Maybe the bulk) of you are decent people and your fandom is wrestling. Cool, if it is good on ya. This is for the clowns on twitter who for the most part looked like their parents were not even cousins, but brother and sisters. You creep me out. Why do half of you have long hair that looks like it needed washing last week? I actually don't care if a dude has long hair, hell maybe by the end of this pandemic I will, but I can guarantee that it won't look like it aint seen shampoo in months. Also seriously your banners and pics are wrasslers? Is the whole thing that made you all so mad that you aren't wrasslers? Maybe you tried and failed? Angry like hockey parents at the rink or what? Yes hockey is that REAL sport where the end isn't known at the beginning. So is that it, me pointing out what you failed at isn't even real? Pretty sure 99% of you don't look like John Cena or whoever is popular these days. Please don't take your anger on failing out on me for telling you the truth. Next we get a guy who is wearing a bandana over his face and live streams video games. REALLY?! Are you 12? Do you live in your moms basement still? A few hours later he comes back and calls me a keyboard warrior (I admit this rant some what is) I blew him kisses and I think that confused and turned him on. He vanished after I asked if his mom was making him and his Antifa buddies sandwiches for the revolution. Next they gotta do some digging. Comments like, ya well you like comics! They aren't real! Really? Avengers wasn't a documentary??? Holy fuck... Comics never try and play out like they are real. I assume these are the same people who think the Walking Dead on AMC is a true story..... The ones who yell at actors at shit like conventions. Then you get the ones who say shit like I dare you to say that to Steve Austin! Okay.... These are the ones that really worry me, you know he doesn't really go around giving "stunners" all the time right? I would assume he knows its an act. Also "Hulk" Hogan doesn't actually start shaking and become unstoppable. Oh and the Ultimate Warrior, pretty sure his birth certificate has another name on it..... Then people need to try and get REAL personal. That's kinda why I don't put TOO much of me on there. Your writing sucks! Alright, I want to lash back. To tell her she had a face for radio, but it is okay cause love is only a light switch away as I am sure she would spend her life finding out. BUT I had to bite my tongue, that might be too mean and likely another twitter ban. The last ones are the snoodlers (If you don't know snoodling go look it up on urban dictionary) One says something, I dunno if they think its clever but then another follows it up. I think they snoodle to share brain cells and try and be witty.... The last is the injury screamers. YES I know people get injured. It is a high impact show, so guess what accidents will happen. In the REAL world people get hurt as well. See even at my shop people have lots fingers, been injured to not work for months. Thankfully no deaths but saying people get injured in wrasslin is dumb. Of course they do just like any other job. I never said it wasn't a job.... Last was the length, do you people have 0 lives? Almost 3 days people still were attacking me. 3 days. In that time I could have written this blog over and over. I waited to see if anything actually got witty. Fuck me, some of you are painfully dumb. Some of you, I mean the normal people who watch wrestling, cheer on their favs and boo the heels then carry on with life well you are okay. I hope I didn't offend you too much cause like I said I don't take issue with you.
There it is, my wrasslin rant. My issue isn't with your fandom, it just isn't for me. My issue IS with greed and stupidity. It ISN'T real, it is a business like so many others. So why are they still working? Trust me it is not essential. I was just blown away by the rabid anger in WWE fandom. Like chill, make fun of fantasy, video games, comics whatever you need to. I might snap back, I wont lie. But I sure won't make it personal, unless you do. Then yes I will and I can be quite a jerk. Truth is I am not going to promote this blog too much. 1) It isn't really a good one. It is me ranting, which is honestly not much better than the twitter clowns. 2) You can like your fandom. We don't have to agree, my beef isn't with you. It isn't with wrestling, it is with greed and stupidity that the WWE has shown. There you have it.... Now for real I am going to finish the blog I started the first weekend of staying home and going mental!
Bit O background. Some wrestler, no idea who said maybe they shouldn't be performing right now. Tagged Vince Mcmahon in the tweet. Clown A goes off saying no Vince is the man who brought so many great events blah blah blah. I simply responded with "Wrestling isn't real." WOW I don't think I have ever stirred up so much shit online in my life.
Let me be clear. Vince is a joke. Don King with better hair? Or worse? WWE is a joke as well. Having any event like that right now is dumb. When REAL that's right folks, REAL sports are cancelled why is some scripted shitshow still on? The only reason would be to make that $$$. Other TV performers are staying home, finding ways to make things work and well, athletes while chomping at the bit to get back also have enough common sense that they can't work right now. On top of that its 2 days? Not just 1? When or why did that happen, it used to be one, a huge event but just one day..... Serious what the fuck is wrong with you Vince / wrasslers? I know you take some blows to the head but fuck... That's my straight up issue, like do whatever you want but when a whole fucking organization is dumb I don't have the patience for it.
Honestly like what you want. I loved nerd shit like Lord of the Rings back in the early 90's way before it was a blockbuster. When kids into fantasy were strange. I love comics, I waste hours being a pretend cowboy on an Xbox. I am white and I listen to rap. I see every Marvel movie on opening day and watch kids Disney movies all the fucking time. I know I am nerd. Mock me liking the Star Wars fandom and buying baby Yoda pillows for our house. I don't care, people like what they like. So I am not about to judge you on what you like.
Truth, I liked wrasslin until I dunno early 2000s. It got too corny. Oh and I started going, ya know outside. Playing hockey, going to clubs, leaving the dank basement I lived in. I guess I out grew it, also I can't think of anyone I like, respect or think is half bright that still likes wrasslin. The last one I can think of that I know that actually still watching is in mid 40s living in a 1 bedroom apartment in shit town pretending to be a bad ass making just above minimum wage. He actually thought we should send the Undertaker over to Afghanistan, that he would intimidate terrorists. No, pretend fighters in tights don't scare real killers.....
I would have left it alone after I posted a smarky comment letting them know wrestling is fake. But WOW did that blow up. Sometimes I do post shit, simply to stir shit up, this one was not meant to BUT I don't think I have ever done such a good job. So it started, we know it fake! Then to trying to attack me personally. I did not know there was so many rabid half wits in the world.... But I guess WWE has over 10 million followers and people did vote for Trump so I shouldn't be surprised. I did try and explain that my snark is for the WWE not the fans, I tried to respond to a few but couldn't keep up. I have a job, we might not be busy but it became an all day long thing.... Then I just ignored (Unless it was a very stupid comment) The funny thing was there was a couple decent people with decent points and a response to them usually went well but most, it was painful to try and talk to. I figured fuck I will just rant here. Rather than try and keep up with a thousand twitter threads.....
So here we go.... Try not to all get your panties in a bunch, I don't mean this for everyone of you. I am sure some (Maybe the bulk) of you are decent people and your fandom is wrestling. Cool, if it is good on ya. This is for the clowns on twitter who for the most part looked like their parents were not even cousins, but brother and sisters. You creep me out. Why do half of you have long hair that looks like it needed washing last week? I actually don't care if a dude has long hair, hell maybe by the end of this pandemic I will, but I can guarantee that it won't look like it aint seen shampoo in months. Also seriously your banners and pics are wrasslers? Is the whole thing that made you all so mad that you aren't wrasslers? Maybe you tried and failed? Angry like hockey parents at the rink or what? Yes hockey is that REAL sport where the end isn't known at the beginning. So is that it, me pointing out what you failed at isn't even real? Pretty sure 99% of you don't look like John Cena or whoever is popular these days. Please don't take your anger on failing out on me for telling you the truth. Next we get a guy who is wearing a bandana over his face and live streams video games. REALLY?! Are you 12? Do you live in your moms basement still? A few hours later he comes back and calls me a keyboard warrior (I admit this rant some what is) I blew him kisses and I think that confused and turned him on. He vanished after I asked if his mom was making him and his Antifa buddies sandwiches for the revolution. Next they gotta do some digging. Comments like, ya well you like comics! They aren't real! Really? Avengers wasn't a documentary??? Holy fuck... Comics never try and play out like they are real. I assume these are the same people who think the Walking Dead on AMC is a true story..... The ones who yell at actors at shit like conventions. Then you get the ones who say shit like I dare you to say that to Steve Austin! Okay.... These are the ones that really worry me, you know he doesn't really go around giving "stunners" all the time right? I would assume he knows its an act. Also "Hulk" Hogan doesn't actually start shaking and become unstoppable. Oh and the Ultimate Warrior, pretty sure his birth certificate has another name on it..... Then people need to try and get REAL personal. That's kinda why I don't put TOO much of me on there. Your writing sucks! Alright, I want to lash back. To tell her she had a face for radio, but it is okay cause love is only a light switch away as I am sure she would spend her life finding out. BUT I had to bite my tongue, that might be too mean and likely another twitter ban. The last ones are the snoodlers (If you don't know snoodling go look it up on urban dictionary) One says something, I dunno if they think its clever but then another follows it up. I think they snoodle to share brain cells and try and be witty.... The last is the injury screamers. YES I know people get injured. It is a high impact show, so guess what accidents will happen. In the REAL world people get hurt as well. See even at my shop people have lots fingers, been injured to not work for months. Thankfully no deaths but saying people get injured in wrasslin is dumb. Of course they do just like any other job. I never said it wasn't a job.... Last was the length, do you people have 0 lives? Almost 3 days people still were attacking me. 3 days. In that time I could have written this blog over and over. I waited to see if anything actually got witty. Fuck me, some of you are painfully dumb. Some of you, I mean the normal people who watch wrestling, cheer on their favs and boo the heels then carry on with life well you are okay. I hope I didn't offend you too much cause like I said I don't take issue with you.
There it is, my wrasslin rant. My issue isn't with your fandom, it just isn't for me. My issue IS with greed and stupidity. It ISN'T real, it is a business like so many others. So why are they still working? Trust me it is not essential. I was just blown away by the rabid anger in WWE fandom. Like chill, make fun of fantasy, video games, comics whatever you need to. I might snap back, I wont lie. But I sure won't make it personal, unless you do. Then yes I will and I can be quite a jerk. Truth is I am not going to promote this blog too much. 1) It isn't really a good one. It is me ranting, which is honestly not much better than the twitter clowns. 2) You can like your fandom. We don't have to agree, my beef isn't with you. It isn't with wrestling, it is with greed and stupidity that the WWE has shown. There you have it.... Now for real I am going to finish the blog I started the first weekend of staying home and going mental!
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