Had a stag party Saturday, well a stag and doe. To those who don't know that is the guys and the girls partying together rather than separate stag and stagettes. During the day guys went and did "man stuff" which was rec room games. I apologize one last time to any up tight people I may have offended in drag. Actually it wasn't bad except when 3 kids came into the bathroom and I was peeing in a urinal in a miniskirt..... They were confused lol. Drink and dinner afterwards and off to Diamonds. That's the point of this short blog.
I like Diamonds, it is clean. I mean St. Petes is my old fav but it never seemed all that clean to me. Just an FYI I am an old pro at strippers. Years ago I delivered food to them nightly. That was awesome. First they are super open backstage. Like I got to see a lot of, well nice sites and generous. I always new that was a good tip coming. Then when I got a warehouse job we hit St. Petes every Thursday and Friday for 5 at 5. That was 5 dancers at once at 5 O'clock for those to young to remember.
A not so fond memory at Diamonds..... I went with my dad to an Oilers game, sometime during the decade of darkness. We took a limo to Diamonds after and I was tanked from the game. My dad offered to pay for a lap dance. I kept saying no. At some point I was put in a cab and sent home. Upon arrival my girlfriend was, upset to say the least. I couldn't walk, talk, function. So I was proud of my self for saying no all night and tried to explain what a good boyfriend I was. She slammed a door on my foot. I lost a toenail and to be honest it has never grown back proper. All because I said no to a lapdance.
I hate to say it, because I believe they all book through the same company BUT the last couple times I was at St. Petes that "talent" wasn't amazing. Diamonds has never let me down. I have never seen a woman there less than a 7. Here though is my thought. Be actually talented. You don't have to be smoking hot, just be entertaining. Do something, dance, have tricks. The chick using fire this weekend got most of my loonies! It helps she was hot but I would rather throw a few bucks to an average girl that is entertaining than any super boring super hottie!
It might not be for everyone but the music, ya it is important to me. One girl was dancing, she was average BUT the music had me up and over watching. And when I am watching what am I doing?? Tossing coins, yes there will be classics like Ride My Pony but mix it up. This chick did Seether, Yelawolf and Marilyn Manson. Find something will a good beat and shake it!
Don't be annoying or cheesy ladies. I have only had 1 lapdance in my life but trying to sell them sometimes annoys me. The girl who rubbed my arm and said I think we were meant to be here together right now. NOPE! The one that came and had a decent chat.... Yup. And please get the hint, I know its your job but NO means NO lol. Even if I was thinking about it if your pushy like a used car salesman nope.
And lapdances are crazy. See the only one I had was a couples one. This weekend. It throws a guy off when a woman is stripping in front of you with your wife but asking if your excited for your wedding... I totally get it, if your a dude by yourself. I could see threw the flimsy sheets dividing us up that they get pretty personal..... And with your wife it might also be hot BUT when she asked about our wedding, it spun my head. Don't get me wrong, it was good and I would go again but that was strange to hear come from her mouth.
Also I know I am old now. I have never seen an ID scanner like that, glad nothing bad popped up on me.
$$$$ is my last blurb. I get it, you need to make money but $300 for a couch? Come on, that's steep yo! And you spend more time up watching dancers than sitting there. I get it, sort of it is prestige or something but Ill take a hard pass. Call me cheap but tossing 5-10 bucks a girl. Paying 15 bucks each time for 2 drinks, I can't afford it lol.
BUT all in all I gotta say I like it. Diamonds is pretty much my fav strip joint now. Gotta say thanks Saturday was a great night!
I like Diamonds, it is clean. I mean St. Petes is my old fav but it never seemed all that clean to me. Just an FYI I am an old pro at strippers. Years ago I delivered food to them nightly. That was awesome. First they are super open backstage. Like I got to see a lot of, well nice sites and generous. I always new that was a good tip coming. Then when I got a warehouse job we hit St. Petes every Thursday and Friday for 5 at 5. That was 5 dancers at once at 5 O'clock for those to young to remember.
A not so fond memory at Diamonds..... I went with my dad to an Oilers game, sometime during the decade of darkness. We took a limo to Diamonds after and I was tanked from the game. My dad offered to pay for a lap dance. I kept saying no. At some point I was put in a cab and sent home. Upon arrival my girlfriend was, upset to say the least. I couldn't walk, talk, function. So I was proud of my self for saying no all night and tried to explain what a good boyfriend I was. She slammed a door on my foot. I lost a toenail and to be honest it has never grown back proper. All because I said no to a lapdance.
I hate to say it, because I believe they all book through the same company BUT the last couple times I was at St. Petes that "talent" wasn't amazing. Diamonds has never let me down. I have never seen a woman there less than a 7. Here though is my thought. Be actually talented. You don't have to be smoking hot, just be entertaining. Do something, dance, have tricks. The chick using fire this weekend got most of my loonies! It helps she was hot but I would rather throw a few bucks to an average girl that is entertaining than any super boring super hottie!
It might not be for everyone but the music, ya it is important to me. One girl was dancing, she was average BUT the music had me up and over watching. And when I am watching what am I doing?? Tossing coins, yes there will be classics like Ride My Pony but mix it up. This chick did Seether, Yelawolf and Marilyn Manson. Find something will a good beat and shake it!
Don't be annoying or cheesy ladies. I have only had 1 lapdance in my life but trying to sell them sometimes annoys me. The girl who rubbed my arm and said I think we were meant to be here together right now. NOPE! The one that came and had a decent chat.... Yup. And please get the hint, I know its your job but NO means NO lol. Even if I was thinking about it if your pushy like a used car salesman nope.
And lapdances are crazy. See the only one I had was a couples one. This weekend. It throws a guy off when a woman is stripping in front of you with your wife but asking if your excited for your wedding... I totally get it, if your a dude by yourself. I could see threw the flimsy sheets dividing us up that they get pretty personal..... And with your wife it might also be hot BUT when she asked about our wedding, it spun my head. Don't get me wrong, it was good and I would go again but that was strange to hear come from her mouth.
Also I know I am old now. I have never seen an ID scanner like that, glad nothing bad popped up on me.
$$$$ is my last blurb. I get it, you need to make money but $300 for a couch? Come on, that's steep yo! And you spend more time up watching dancers than sitting there. I get it, sort of it is prestige or something but Ill take a hard pass. Call me cheap but tossing 5-10 bucks a girl. Paying 15 bucks each time for 2 drinks, I can't afford it lol.
BUT all in all I gotta say I like it. Diamonds is pretty much my fav strip joint now. Gotta say thanks Saturday was a great night!
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