The Briar Patch

I know some things about myself that aren't always the best. I know I would be a "hanging" judge if I was a judge. If you commit the crime, you can do the time. Yes some laws I think are a total joke and I might give you a slap on the wrist. For example last week I was out running with my dog. My fiance says and pulled completely over (On the wrong side of the road , yes) to say hi.Not blocking traffic nothing. A By-law officer saw comes over and tells her all the tickets he could give her. Reads her license and insurance and all that. Really? Fricking really?! Now he was a decent guy gave her nothing but a warning so I am not complaining but literally I see this weekly or more people parked like that or whatever. I get it that's the rules but I can think of a million other things. Example the first, what about assholes who don't pick up after their dogs. (I DO!) If we are ticketing shit nail those fuckers. Especially the ones who do it in playground or fields kid...

I am old! I turned 37 a couple days ago. I celebrated by y going out for dinner with friends and their kids. Oh and I took out a library book and went to the farmers market. My 20th Birthday was a 4 day bender which had highlights like getting 20 some people kicked out of a bar on Whyte Ave. A female friend sleeping with a guitarist from a semi famous Canadian band at a rock concert and showing Twig and Berries to some random chicks on a balcony on Canada Day. I got a fit bit for my birthday which is a cool present but it to made me feel old. It is super neat how I can scan in what I eat and drink and it will count calories and junk for me but as I take my diabetic pill again I realize at 20 I would not have paid attention to that. My work has always given employees $25 o the Bday, it used to buy me a two-six. This year I bought fresh peas, carrots a starbucks coffee and a dog dish. I realized also I have now lived in the Edmonton area for 18 years, 18! WTF! Now I moved here in 2000 ...