The Briar Patch

Hello Canada, Picture me in a nice house coat sitting in front of my laptop sipping a warm coffee writing to all of you. I would rather not have to write this but the thing is I am tired of hearing how our province, Alberta is the devil. Also I am pretty tired of hearing my province divided. So in my house coat even though I am only 34 I will kindly explain whats wrong with all this like a grand father to children. Or Yoda as he is pretty f'ing wise. So lets start with the broken province, my home Alberta. Lets be honest 44 years in power was an amazing feat. AND you cant say that was all on good times because many who live here remember when times weren't great (The 80s. It wasn't just bad music, movies and blow. The economy did suck!) SO for argument sake lets say the PC were doing something right. You don't stay in democratic government for 44 years by doing wrong. I am way to lazy to look it up but in a REAL democracy I think that might be a record! Now lets als...

SO I think I have made it super clear how much I hate reality T.V. So I sat back and wondered what the fuck it must be like to be on some of those shows. So below is my take on a few of them or what it must be like.... I assume Jim Bob Duggar must get up and wait for his wife to make him some breakfast as they are old fashioned and I cant imagine he knows his way around a kitchen that's "women's work" Likely prays his son isn't ya know "diddling" anyone and makes sure his wife doesn't get a hair style from the last twenty years.... Then Josh Duggar I am assuming comes out of one of his sisters rooms. Gives his fingers a quick sniff (Too far?) and heads to the nearest laptop to find another mistress. Also is anyone else super creeped out how much his wife looks like his sisters??? But then since hopefully they are off the air forever nothing else happens! NO camera crews no nothing just a bunch of freaks sitting around being freaky! Now you gott...