The Briar Patch

I need to shave it has been a few weeks getting a little hairy. I have my first massage ever in Canada today, my acupuntrurist said she hasn't seen a back as tight as mine before. In Mexico it was great however I had to poop after hoping that isn't the case again. Actually been pretty lazy for the last couple weeks spent more time playing Batman than writing or anything useful. I am re doing the whole Arkham series except Knight cause I don't have that one and yes a single tears falls down my face when I think about it. Asylum might be my fav since the riddles are riddles and it is fun to solve! On the Batman front I will admit I had a few doubts about Heath as the Joker but he nailed it! Flip side was I had some faith cause he was a phenomenal actor. But Affleck I dunno, he has the Bruce Wayne look down but I just have this feeling.... Not a good one, one like when you need to poop but your driving down the highway in the middle of minus 40 with not washrooms for hours. Bu...

Old Korn rocks, listening to their first album as I write. So whats new in my life? Well thanks for asking. I turned 34. without much for bells and whistles. I find as I get older my birthday means less. I mean when your a kid its great. Presents, parties, cakes. From like 18 to 31, it was all about the party. Be it in a bar, a strip club or even at the lake birthdays meant hangovers. Now a nice dinner out and a quiet fire is enough. I have been back from Disney for a month and I miss the hell outta it. That was a fackin fun trip! So as I get rich I will be back there. My insano neighbour asked for 24 hours notice before I have backyard fires. I am tempted to have 1 every night now. My mind is working on 3 stories. Well 2 stories and a comic. The first issue of the comic is almost done just needs typed and maybe I could for once try to submit something. Conner McDavid is all that Edmonton is about. Seriously, just stop. I hope to hell the kid pans out but stop putting the dreams of a...