The Briar Patch

Far back as I can remember I have loved books. I think it was grade 6 when I started to think, I wish I could be a writer. Flaw in that plan is not ideas. I think being an only child and having an imaginary friend and hours upon hours of playing by myself might give me some creativity. So then why are you not Stephen King you ask??? Maybe not even rich and famous but why cant i make a damn living out of it! Well let me tell you it isn't as easy as being a good story teller.... First off I blame the modern age! I cant just show up at your house knock on the door and be like hey for room and board for a few days can i just make up a bunch of shit and entertain you? Well I could but I would likely be thrown in the loony bin or the drunk tank. On top of that radio came, then TV, then the talkie picture shows. You wanna get big right a good TV show cause people nowadays know more about Kim Kardashians sex life than what is a number 1 best seller in books. Just saying William J Shakesp...

So in my life I have worked in restaurants, office, warehouse, grocery store, coffee house, trade related jobs but not a trades person. So to be fair I there is a lot I haven't seen, but I have noticed the same people over and over in every job.... They are as follows...... The B's. Like worker bees get it? Whatever, anyways carrying on. These are the ones who actual work. Usually have good attendance, work hard and move up. Often showing some initiative. The problem with B's is some are pretty fucking cut throat.Willing to do whatever to get ahead. Good employees and not all are cut throat but I couldn't make them seem perfect. Next is PARTY GUY! Party guy can be a B to except sometimes he forgets that when a late night party comes calling. He might be the guy at work who can get you some weed. And is the one on paydays and Fridays saying come on just 1 beer wont hurt. Looking at you 18 - 27 year old's.... Two things here as party guy gets older he starts to lo...