Some people make you mental. Like the second you see them you kinda wanna punch them in the face. Kim Karadshian, Anyone on any gypsy show, Carrot top, Ya I have them too, but I have phrases I hate just as much, they are as follows. "Livin' the dream" Really are you? The first time I heard it I chuckled. Ok ironic haha. Maybe it is my industry but hearing it at LEAST twice a day 5 days a week is painful. Please someone find a new phrase! "Do you want something to cry about" That is a classic for kids. If they could answer honestly it would be no shit bird I currently have something to cry about! Just seems like a dumb question. "Boss" Hate it. Don't call me boss. Hows it going boss, hey boss any sentence with the word boss makes me think you somehow time travelled from 1930. "Can I get you a drink" Duh! "I'm starving" Nope your not. You might be really really hungry. But those kids on those sad commercials with the...
So I wanna be a writer. I think it was Stephen King who said to be good you had to spend hours a day at it. So this is my answer to that, warm up for real writing. Small town Alberta boy living now in E-town. Follow on twitter @Tavis_P also for reviews of things Tavis P on yelp.